This, my friends, is a sign that the education system is severely lacking. When people start typing things like "Do's anyone know what happened to the cheese?" Do's? DO'S?! I ask you?! Since when where verbs (or is do a preposition?) granted the ability of ownership? Or the ability to be combined with the word "is"? Have I missed some drastic change in the laws of the English language? Or, as I am inclined to suspect, have English teachers failed miserably in their duty of imparting wisdom upon the youth of our world? This, is not difficult grammer. This is not something like a semi-colon, which hardly anyone can ever remember the use for. It's an apostrophe. And while I admit that apostrophes are perhaps not as easy to use and understand as, say a period, or a question mark, they certainly do not qualify as rocket science. Unless English is not your first language, you have absolutely no right to defile grammer with your hideous do's! Do is? Do owns? I think not. Whoever started this disgusting mangling of the English language should be forced to take middle school english classes for eternity. Text speak was bad enough, but this, this is downright heresy!

On a side note, has anyone seen my tongue? I think I miss placed it in my cheek again... Oh, and here, have some grains of salt.